when i was born i was given the choice between a big dick or a great memory
which did you choose
i don’t remember
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”
i’m done with this website
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
hahahaha you came out of a vagina
You were never born then. Just removed.
Happy removal day, tumor baby